Have You Ever
Have you ever licked a salt lick
I have (ugh)
Have you ever picked a bad flick
I have (groan)
Have you ever nicked a car door
I have (Rats!)
Have you ever bickered with a boor
I have (Eye-rolling)
Have you ever sicced a dog
I haven’t (thank goodness)
Have you ever kicked a hog
I haven’t (thank gawd)
Have you ever chewed a cinnamon stick
I have (yummy)
Have you ever met a redneck
I have (Hey Bubba)
Have you ever killed a tick
I have (hooray)
Is this ditty short and slick
(I hope it is!)
©2012 Debbie Whittemore
Prompt: "You've licked something. Tell me about it."
Note: what you lick CANNOT be a live person, and if you write about licking a dead person, don't be surprised if the police show up at your door to ask questions about it.
Optional words: cinnamon OR sawdust OR deer OR flamingo.
NOTE #2 -- Don't forget, o ye demented folk, that "licked" can also mean "defeated" or "triumphed over."
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Comments: 17
My answers are: no, yes, yes, yes, no, no, yes, yes, no and YES.
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