(to the tune of There's No Business Like Show Business)
There's no people like "O" people like no people I know
They're communists and socialists and marxists, they poop and pee and spread disease around
They want to overthrow capitalism, while tearing rich, successful people down
There's no people like "O" people, they're the lowest of the low
They want everything for free, they want it now, they're just a circus freak show.