Carol said, ‘Where does the time go. Five years ago I joined Gather.’ To the government crew recording her every move, this might sound a bit redundant, but to the technicians instructed to make this a PG friendly version there was some debate on using a few of her rather direct select words that contained 4-letters. Some born in 1984 might say, ’How ordinary.’
Government cameras watching Carol’s every move edited out parts of which she is still unaware, since they could be embarrassing, or be shown on CNN. The wealth of information about Carol came in clear from hidden devices in her toaster oven and hair curlers. Because of the Freedom of Information Act, we were able to secure the unabridged video footage chronicling the past five years of Carol’s life.
Yes, there are some memorable moments that could bring a tear to the eye when Carol says goodbye to a useless duster. Such imponderable action continues throughout this video and has caused this warning: ‘Some watching this may become addicted to after dinner mints and frequent napping.’ Such words should make anyone think it absurd not to believe the memorable moments of Carol.’
A Cliff’s Notes version of her story on video? Carol certainly should be filled with hopes she has done nothing wrong or indictable. This of course she did not consider, which means she'll join the Polar Bear club and make creative snowmen before taking a dip. Carol's snowmen and snowwomen have a stylized cut carrot nose. All who view this art form are said to have synchronistic adulation or in more simple terms; since she daydreams in New Zealand, thoughts of breakfast encircled by bluebirds.