Please Welcome Natalie...err, Callie Mallory. Well, one of them!
Callie Mallory Scorches NYC!
Callie Mallory wreaks havoc on NYC in her latest book, Museum Sexcapades. Last seen flinging a flaming apron and in the arms of a hunky suitor she fled popular Madison Square Park as NYPD authorities arrived on scene.
Chef Mallory is wanted for questioning in connection with a fire responsible for scorching the canine-friendly park and its neighboring world-renowned Museum of Sex. One sweaty, glistening museum guard, hands full of the museumâ€™s rescued infamous dildo collection, stated, â€œAll I know is that when you catch her, you can use all the bondage aids Iâ€™ve got to keep her restrained. Tourists coming here mucking everything up!â€
Local firefighters also wish to speak with the friendly talk show host regarding the whereabouts of a fellow firefighter and his unusually robust hose. Ms. Mallory was scheduled to appear at Firehouse 6969 and personally show her appreciation for the fire company who saved the taped footage of her famed TV show, â€œOrganic Chef on the Go,â€ however as of yet she has failed to appear.
Should you come across Ms. Mallory or her titillating alleged accomplice, Mr. Stephano Giordano, use extreme caution. The chef often proudly brandishes a rolling pin at whim. Likewise, her suitor flagrantly displays his wooden bat in an attempt to intimidate unsuspecting bystanders.
NYPD and Port Authority arson specialists have created a joint task force and are manning a 24-hour hotline. They look forward to personally handling all callersâ€™ immediate needs with strategic precision and a firm attention to detail.
You can also leave me (yes, as in me Natalie Baum, Callie Malloryâ€™s creator) a message at Natalie Baum Romance or www.nataliebaum.com. Iâ€™d love to find my saucy, misunderstood vixen before she falls into the wrong handcuffs.
If youâ€™ve enjoyed this sneak-peek into Chef Callie Malloryâ€™s latest delicious romp then go to Amazon and pick up Museum Sexcapades. To catch up on all of Callieâ€™s randy escapades visit Noble Romance and check out Chicago Adventure.
And as always, thank you so much to Dana for hosting me on her site! I owe you big time! Should you ever decide that a hunky man suffices payment, Iâ€™ll do my best to accommodate your tawdry demands!
CONTEST: Easy peasy--Just tell me your all time favorite Dinner Date. Was it so STEAMY you forgot what you had, or so memorable you can still taste the entree? What's the prize? One copy (e-book only) of Museum Sexcapades!
Winner Announced: May Saturday May 5th!
Hugs and Kisses Everybody!