Rihanna is reportedly turned on by hot vampires. No, the "Umbrella" singer isn't looking to have a threesome with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. She's crushing on the True Blood hunk, Alexander Skarsgard. That would be O.K. except that Skarsgard's girlfriend, Charlize Theron, is mad as hell about it. Oops.
"I had to keep my game face," gushed RihRih. "I could stare at him all day long. I was just watching him on set."
Theron was not amused.
"Charlize isn't usually the jealous type," claimed an inside source, "but she definitely took notice when she heard Rihanna had her eyes set on Alex. She called him and was very coy, saying she heard that he had a famous admirer. Alex laughed off Rihana's comments, but he was secretly pleased that Charlize was a tad jealous."
Although Chris Brown's ex definitely wanted something far more intimate than a "working relationship" with Skarsgard, the insider says nothing happened. Despite the fact that he enjoyed making her jealous, Skarsgard is apparently head over heels in love with Theron.
"It's Charlize that Alex is still trying to impress," tattled the source. "He says there's no comparison between her and Rihanna."
Ah, relationships--the subterfuge, the game playing, the lying, the denials. Oh well, best of luck to all concerned.
And stay tuned.
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Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter