I'm male.Â Well, I'll admit that I've never been tested for the presence of a Y chromosome, but I have a variety of male secondary sexual characteristics and , according to my wife, have fathered a child.Â I realize it's possible that she could have fibbed.
Recently we've heard from the uncrowned king of the GOP that women who use birth control, especially the unmarried ones, are sluts and/or prostitutes.Â Then Democratic strategist Hilary Rosen criticized Ann Romney for never having had a job.Â Personally IÂ don't think it's fair to pick on a woman who's been married to a tuxedo cat named Mittens for forty years or so, but that's neither here nor there in the context of my enlistment in the present conflict.
I've decided to take an ecumenical point of view.Â Rush is right.Â Birth control is the work of the Devil.Â The Supreme Court decision in Griswold vs. Connecticut was a product of demonic possession.Â I also think women should have to work.Â They should have high paying jobs, clean the house, take care of the children, cook, especially fresh baked desserts and large slabs of meat, and make sure that the refrigerator is well stocked with beer and the freezer has an adequate supply of vodka.
The only problem I see is what to do with people who disagree with me.Â Executing them in creative ways in the streetÂ or wherever they might be found is an appealing alternative.Â The only difficulty with this approach is that, while it would have the welcome result of a sharp decline in the number of sensitive guys, it might also result in a sharp decline in the number of women.Â Given the high potential utility of the female populationÂ I propose a two pronged approach, kill the men and re-educate the women.
We could establish Cultural Rehabilitation Centers in places like Kansas and Wyoming, where there is nothing of economic or cultural value now.Â Not only would it apply the paddles to the heart of the local economy, it would show that moral reform is good business.Â It's a win-win, or possibly a win-win-win... proposition.
I call on all right thinking men to join me.