Have you dreamt of your President making a fool of you? Your dreams have come true. Congratulations!
Yes, you know that document that has been on the Internet that the “birthers” have been trying to tell you is not a legal document? You know that document you’ve been poring over to show us the results of all your impressive, technical scrutiny? If you’re planning on applying for a forensics position in the future, your hero has destroyed those aspirations, unless you get on the stick and scrub the comments, of course. If you’re not contemplating any career changes, you can also opt to let them remain as proof of your undying devotion and loyalty to the Fraud in Chief, Barack Hussein Obama.
Yes, it seems that, according to a recent NJ court case, because of New Jersey’s futile attempt to keep the Chief Fool-Maker off the ballot, it has been revealed that the long-term birth certificate, the one that displayed some big “oopsies," one by listing his father’s birthplace as Africa that we tried to tell you didn’t fly, is a scam, a sham, a complete fabrication of “professional” forgers. Barack, of course, knew this all along, but all of you were doing such a bang-up job with all your “evidence” to “prove” the birth certificate was legal, he sat back and watched you do his dirty work without having to lift a finger.
This reminds me of Hillary when she went out on national TV to let everyone know that she believed Bill before Bill’s infamous line, “I did not have sex with that woman,” was proven only to be a matter of how you define sex. If you’re feeling even a tad betrayed today, give Hillary a call. She can relate and she’s still married to Bill as you’ll still, no doubt, be “married” to the Fraud. She can give you some tips on how to process whatever feelings of betrayal you might be experiencing in the next few weeks and months, and advise you how to put it all in the past and move on with a fresh perspective and renewed confidence, keeping those dying embers forever burning and, depending on the extent of your love, perhaps even restoring your original fires of passion.
Good luck with that. We’ll be watching to see signs of your full recoveries in the future with your usual baseless defenses of whatever he says and does.