What can't you find on Craigslist? You can get a massage with a happy ending or a used car on that site, but one woman is seeking the man who impregnated her during a Megadeth/Motorhead concert. The Missed Connections section of the popular (and sometimes controversial) website is chock-full of accidental comedy and sometimes sadness, but never before has such a post gone viral. Unfortunately it's been flagged (go figure), but a few media sources have managed to salvage the story that remains.
It's reported that a "blue haired rocker woman" posted an ad on Craigslist seeking the man who got her pregnant in the bathroom during a concert. The advert, which was far too explicit to repeat entirely, was full of detail regarding the two strangers' tryst during the rock show. It's unknown whether Megadeath or Motorhead were playing during the conception this spawn of metal, but the mother wants the father to come forwardÂ—assuming he even uses Craigslist, right?
The following snippet shows the hilarity that went viral this weekend:
You were really good and you had to gag me so I would[n't] make too much noise. Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. Contact me if you want to be part of your child's life.
You know, it almost seems too good to be true. Perhaps someone was having a fun time trolling the website to see how many responses they would get. That's a thought, at least. However, if this story is definitely true, then the mohawked romeo probably won't be taking cute blue-haired girls to the bathroom anymore without at least putting on a rubber.
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