I was told that carrots would make your eye sight better. It's not true. I brought carrots up to the top of the Empire State Building, and I couldn't see any farther. Did you know that a carrot can impale a person when falling at 9.8 m/s^2 off a tall building? You do now.
You're at the top of the Empire State Building with a vegetable. What happens while you're up there?
(April showers bring odd prompts, see.)
Your story may be serious or lighthearted or as silly as you like so long as it is 100 or fewer words.