by Mylinda Elliott
Member since:
March 18, 2010

Lawyer Funny

April 04, 2012 05:05 PM UTC
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This is an old one...

Four things every defence lawyer should try:

1.  My dog doesn't bite.

2.  My dog is on a leash.

3.  I don't believe you were bitten.

4.  I don't have a dog.

LOL

Comments: 15

Karen E. Apr 4, 2012, 5:14pm UTC
Good one!
Mylinda Elliott Apr 5, 2012, 3:36pm UTC
Thank you.
Larry M. Apr 4, 2012, 6:03pm UTC
Whatever works. :-)
Mylinda Elliott Apr 5, 2012, 3:39pm UTC
Yes sir.
connie h. Apr 4, 2012, 7:27pm UTC
LOL
Mylinda Elliott Apr 5, 2012, 4:21pm UTC
Glad to give you a chuckle!
Connie C. Apr 4, 2012, 7:28pm UTC
LOL I bet they hear that a lot too. LOL
Mylinda Elliott Apr 8, 2012, 4:58pm UTC
My friends who are lawyers say so. :)
Cynthia C. Apr 4, 2012, 9:16pm UTC
lol

Thank you so much for sharing with Sadies Points
Mylinda Elliott Apr 8, 2012, 5:02pm UTC
Thank you!
William M. Apr 4, 2012, 9:58pm UTC
A good one, Mylinda.
Vj McMullan Apr 4, 2012, 10:02pm UTC
A 5th one: He is not loyal enough to protect me.
Kevin E. Apr 4, 2012, 11:58pm UTC
Very funny!
James s F. Apr 5, 2012, 12:40am UTC
OMG
the famous Pink Panther scenne where Clueseau asks,
Dez yur dog bite?
Ms Lee P. Apr 7, 2012, 11:49am UTC
LOL, true true!

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