On March 30, Selena Gomez, Kristen Stewart, Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, and other beautiful celebrities celebrated National Cleavage Day byÂ—what else?Â—showing their cleavage. Well, actually, Hollywood Life celebrated National Cleavage Day by displaying photos of these lovely ladies' bosoms on its website. It also conducted one of its famous polls asking its readers to decide which celebrity cleavage was the best. But what does that mean exactly? The best? What constitutes great cleavage? Shape? Firmness? Or is it simply a matter of size?
Selena boldly displayed her cleavage in a super low-cut neon green bikini that just happens to match the scooter she's driving. It's a wild, sexy look that's matched by her pink lipstick pout, neon sunglasses, and overall "rebel girl" expression. It's the antithesis of Disney, but Justin Bieber would nevertheless wholeheartedly approve.
Speaking of former Disney darlings, Miley Cyrus smolders in a flesh toned evening gown with a plunging neckline. She's obviously not little Hannah Montana anymore.
Whatever else can be said for or against Kim Kardashian, she has fantastic cleavage. And the embattled reality star has never been shy about displaying itÂ—often in clothing of her own design. Kim shows off her assets in a daringly low-cut strapless black gown. How does it stay up? Note the Elizabeth Taylor-esque violet eyes.
Robert Pattinson's lady-love Kristen Stewart has never been particularly well-known for her cleavage. Although she's worn her share of low-cut tops, the Twilight Saga heroine is a self-admitted 'jeans and t-shirt kind of girl.' Furthermore, KStew's not exactly well endowed on top. Nevertheless, she looks stunning in a retro style black and white two-piece bathing suit, exemplifying the clichÃ© "less is more."
You can click here to see pics of all the women competing in the Hollywood Life National Cleavage Day poll, including Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence, Jersey Shore's Snooki, Chris Brown's ex and Karrueche's nemesis, Rihanna, and Kim K.'s sister, Kourtney Kardashian. What a lineup.
And the winner is Miley Cyrus. Liam Hemsworth's often controversial light of love won with 40.33 percent of the votes. In second place was Kristen Stewart with a more than respectable 31.14 percent. Apparently less really is more. Selena Gomez trailed a ways behind with 13.88 percent (sorry, JB). And alas, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian limped in just ahead of Rihanna at 3.56 and 3.08 percent respectively. Whether their abysmally low placings resulted from anti-Kardashian bias or the fact that more really is sometimes less is unknown. Left at the starting gate was the pregnant Snooki at 0.89 percent.
So, there you have it. The public has spoken. Who do you think has the hottest cleavage?
Â© Hope Carson 2012
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.