Give me my pink slime and no one gets hurt! Now, they are going to cut down on beef with my pink slime in it, so what happens.
Well according to this article on Gather, there is now going to be a beef shortage. I need my greasy onion burger. I don't care what color the slime is. Well, then again I do.
I realize no one, even me, wants green slime, but pink slime is rather pretty, and we've been eating it for years, happily, now some jerk is going to take it away from drive and drive up the price of ground beef.
Where will I get my onion burgers, with cheese, bacon, and lots of pickles? Huh?