Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are actually haters. In a recent interview, KStew opened up and admitted that there's something she and her heart-throb boyfriend absolutely cannot stand. Furthermore, much to the shocked dismay of their worldwide network of devoted fans, the object of their hate revolves around their Twilight Saga characters, Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. That's right—the roles that have made them mega-rich and famous. According to Kristen, both she and Rob hated playing vampires. Most of all, they hated wearing the make-up.
K-Stew admits that she used to laugh at Robert Pattison's constant complaining about his vampire make-up, but she started to sing a different tune when she had to endure the same daily cosmetological transformation in Breaking Dawn Part Two.
"It turns out he was so, so justified," says Stewart. "When we were filming and I had to wear it I felt so locked in there all day. Although it helps too. You are so much more conscious of your movements, but the contact lenses suck, so badly. You can't see anything and thus no one can see you I feel. Especially when Rob and I both had them in, that was hard work."
Ah, poor Kristen Stewart. Hard work indeed, for which she was paid millions of dollars thereby becoming forever financially secure. Some people really have rough lives. Ditto for her boyfriend. Sad.
Oh well, man up, Kristen. In your next spins on the karmic wheel, you and Rob might both be reborn as burger flippers in a greasy spoon. Then, maybe you'll be happy. Or not. But at least then, nobody will pay any attention to your complaints.
Just saying.
© Hope Carson 2011
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter
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