A burglar gave one unlucky homeowner a big surprise when she returned to find that he had not only stayed, but decided to try on some of her delicates. That wasn't all the man had done. He was having some of that special alone time when she walked in. You know, the kind of alone time that is mythed to cause blindness and fuzzy palms.
Fifty-two-year-old Michael Zullo was wearing the unidentified woman's underwear and masturbating to pornography when she returned to her home. Michael, the woman's neighbor, wasn't daunted by her interrupting his alone time in her home, and he invited her to join in by asking her if she "wanted to party."
He told her that he'd brought cocaine and marijuana for them to use while they "partied." She was far from interested in his offer and declined. She called the police, and he took her panties off and threw them on the floor before walking out of the house. He also left the drugs behind, which were in her kitchen.
Michael Zullo has been charged with criminal trespass, drug possession, and "open lewdness," but it sure feels like the man should be charged with far more. Actually, he should undergo some sort of psyche evaluation because this is not "normal" behavior. He could truly be a danger to the woman living next door to him, and who's to say that next time he may want to do more than simply break into her home to watch porno?
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