Genre Shorties Super-Spectacular Super-Sized **100th** Prompt!

A skillful blend, and I'm honored to have played a role. Tracy, you rock!

No -- I think your chair is just wobbly!

My goodness! That's one large prompt!

It's SUPER-SIIIIIZED!

i'll have mine with mustard and tomatoes and some lettuce - hold the mayo and lard...

....but I only have a mini-sized brain...*sigh*.

...and beetroot, and definitely mayo, for me...oops...don't I also have a mini-sized mouth?!

It's not the brain size... it's whether your fingers can use a keyboard ~ and I knoooow they can, Marianne!

I don't need a brain then?? YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's even better than a mini-sized one :)

I have a jelly brain.

just add some of William's beans and you'll be fit for an EAster basket!

jeanne...you calling me a basket case?? I'm shocked!!

Tracy...I love lime jelly...what color is your jelly brain??

John's right, you DO rock!

I prefer to think I "harvest" well. ;-)

nah, that's the vampire in you....

plop plop fizz fizz oh! what a relief it is....

Can you believe you ate the whoooole thing?

yes, but I can't believe you did, too! That cake full o'lard did you in!~That'll teach ya to believe Loretty Lynn when she talks about cookin' with Crisco....

Loretta & Crisco vs. Florence & Wesson... who shall be the victor?

I had to edit "plop, plop, fizz, fizz" from mine to get it down to 200 words. Rats!

<<Where's the beef?>>

please don't squeeze the shorties!

@Tracy: hmmmm....fried chicken vs. fried chicken.

Jeanne... good point.

Tracy - are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I ponder as I wander
But I never ponder that
Because a wandrin' ponder
Can sometimes leaves you...*splat*

Damn traffic.

Should be a story: um, I think first of story, let me say: she rescue them from the storm as save our life. They will send to shelter to be safe place from away the storm. Few months later, she and her friends would like to meet Hulk Hogan in the stadium, they are so exciting to see him. Finally they got home and relaxed and grabbed the book, read the book. I think that's all.. :)

And that's plenty!

Great job Tracy. Here I come to save the day.

To save the day... for Kay? Ole!

What? No "gobsmacked"??? Sounds like a boon-doggle to me!

Still on my Gather-cation, but will be stopping in to see what evil lurks in the hearts of Shorites crew-members...........

only on Monday in the arms of your Mummy...

John was the one who outlawed gobsmackery.

You can use hornswoggled, though.

Jeanne-- your Mummy called. She said don't be late for dinner.

Sorry, Tracy - she's somewhere over in Petticoat Junction - forever stuck in the sixties....

Just as well I tackled #99...#100 is out of my league...truly...I've never been interested in the genre of Time Travel (told you I have a mini-sized brain).
Couldn't get into 'The Time Traveler's Wife', either...that's proof, no?

But I look forward to the responses, I really truly madly do!

AND...this is an awesomely great and wonderful effort, Tracy. YOU ROCK!

It's sad, though, we are still missing Kay...*sigh*.

You could travel to, say, Friday. Doesn't have to be sci-fi. :-)

I do miss Kay. I should have some peas for dinner.

...keep some peas for me, please!

You are too kind, Tracy :)

don't forget the fried armi-dillo~

no way...I love those creatures...and Koala Bears, too!

they are great with Kold Kolas!

I NEVER!!

I cannot use armadillo? That's just not fair.

What would you use it for?

dinner.

Replacing pork as the new white meat...

that's a bit tough to chew on, but good for the molars!

And I have enough trouble writing a 100 words.

You don't have to use 200! You just can't go OVER 200!

C'mon, Chick ~ you can do it!

I think what Tracy is saying, Chick J., is you can go under 200! Or over 100! Or under 100! or somewhere in between.

...but NOT 208...see below...hahahaha!

Oh my...it's already Thursday, and Kay must be thinking by now I've all but forgotten about her! Woe is me...hang on...woe is her! I better hoof it and have a plan. Now where did I park my extra-terrestrial concoction? If only I had a super-sized brain like Tracy, Kay would never have been kidnapped, *sigh*. Anyway, what was she thinking walking in her petticoat through a storm to buy Alka-Seltzer without money, and our pet monkey on her back? She never did listen to mummy. Oh no, she's run out of peas. I NEED peas for the cannon to shoot that kidnapper into space, which behooves him right. I'll just finish my cake; trust Pam to bake with lard. Not to worry, it's just a blip; I'm not going to get the jitters in the wake of my unprecedented success, teaching that villain Hulk Hogan who's holding Kay prisoner, a lesson he won't forget. My Glock 19 is at the ready. Take this, you evil monster. BANG BANG!
"Marianne, what were YOU thinking coming this late to my rescue? Did you not know the world would have come to an end on Friday had you not got your act together?" "Sorry, Kay. I thought I had until Monday!"

oops...208 words...not eligible to be posted...GOOD!

Marianne..... you are the bomb!! this is hilerious!!!!!!!!!

Oh, now, Marianne.... a little judicious editing and you'll be right as rain!

Shame to have run out of peas.

over 100, I don't think I can count that high :), I like to time travel or to travel on time, love, Elsie

I need the time turner that Herimone Granger had in Harry Potter....I need MORE time. LOL

Elsie! You never give up that easy!

We'll help you count. :-)

You said it Jax. I need a time turner as well. I'll see if I can get this done before Sunday this time!

You can do it! You can do it! You can do it! Go, girl, go!

(See, I'm a cheerleader now.)

what year was that? 1943?

Yes.

ok, this prompt is to delicious to turn down... wish me luck.

it's going to be so hard not to use the word gobsmacked, but i'll try!

See, that's the thing about wonderful words like gobsmackery. They're just sooo irresistible!

Okay, I'm pulling blank here. Been thinking this one over and coming up with NOTHING... Wait!! A thought just hit me... What if William had been time travelin' with the aliens he was doodling from my 99th prompt. He came back in a Monday storm. While here he kidnapped Kay M. & Hulk Hogan, robbed the nearest bank with a cannon, then grabbing the money & Tracy's last cake, disappeared back into the void....Naw that would never work. Can't make 200 words with that.

Somehow I think you just did, though!

Ah, the joys I've been missing while playing catch-up.

But you gave us #100 -- so you're good!

Congratulations on the 100th prompt! You and Kay have done an amazing job! Butt, yes, there is always a butt! Butt, dang it, woman, this is c-r-a-z-y!

Just a little butt... I mean... just a little bit!

Wonderful!... Wonderful!... I can hardly wait to read all the submissions to this one... I love a good time travel story... especially any that might feature Hulk Hogan!

And I am so pleased to have been a part of this.

Mustafa! I know your entry will be fabbalous. I'm thinking about trying it myself.

My post for this prompt is finally done!
MonkeyMummyhasKay!