Rumor has it that Demi Moore's philandering ex-husband Ashton Kutcher has a bad case of the hots for a new cougar. The lady in question is a stunningly beautiful 45-year-old Oscar winner who is the mother of a 4-year-old daughter. Cool. What is decidedly uncool, however is that the lady is already engaged to another man--her boyfriend of more than a year, Olivier Martin. In case you haven't already guessed her identity, the Two and a Half Men star's big time crush is Halle Berry.
Apparently, newly minted free man, Ashton Kutcher, doesn't care that Halle is already taken. According to inside sources, he lusted for Halle throughout his marriage to Demi. Ashton met Halle in 2003 when he played a prank on her on his TV series Punk'd. They became friends, often running into each other at various events, and they co-starred in the movie New Year's Eve.
"Ashton has known Halle for quite a while," recalls a friend, "and I've heard him say more than once, 'Man, if I was single...' Now that he is single again, he'd give his eyeÂteeth to act on his crush. ...Ashton has a big ego and seems obliviÂous that she's already with somebody."
Ironically, one of Halle Berry's male BFFs just happens to be his ex-wife's ex, Bruce Willis. Oops. Poor Ashton Kutcher. What a revolting development.
"If he gets a whiff that Ashton is after Halle," muses the insider, "he's going to tell her, 'Stay away from THAT creep!' "
Oh, well. Better luck next time, Ashton.
Â© Hope Carson 2012
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.