A bit of humor

>This was sent to me and I thought I would pass it on for grins and giggles. My favorite is the last one.

Sign  over a Gynecologist's Office:

> "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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> In a Podiatrist's office:

> "Time wounds all heels."

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> On a Septic Tank Truck:

> Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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> On a Plumber's truck:

> "We repair what your husband fixed."

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> On another Plumber's truck:

> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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> At a Tire Store

> "Invite us to your next blowout."

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> On an Electrician's truck:

> "Let us remove your shorts."

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> In a Non-smoking Area:

> "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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> On a Maternity Room door:

> "Push. Push. Push."

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> At an Optometrist's Office:

> "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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> On a Taxidermist's window:

> "We really know our stuff."

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> On a Fence:

> "Salesmen welcome! Dogfood is expensive!"

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> At a Car Dealership:

> "The best way to get backon your feet - miss a car payment."

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> Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

> "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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> In a Vets waiting room:

> "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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> In a Restaurant window:

> "Don't stand there and behungry; come on in and get fed up."

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> In the front yard of a FuneralHome:

> "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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> And don't forget the sign at a

> RADIATOR SHOP:

> "Best place in town to take a leak."

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> Sign on the back of yet another

> Septic Tank Truck:

> "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

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