I will admit that confusion is part of the natural aging process, and that a true understanding of social media just isn’t possible for anyone born before yesterday.
Admitting that my birth occurred more than twenty–four hours ago, I therefore find myself woefully deficient in understanding the process on facebook of “liking” a corporation or business.
Now I realize that once the Supreme Court declared that corporations are people, that some people, especially women, have shifted their romantic affairs from a human counterpart to a company. You can understand this happening when you consider how a new pair of Prada shoes can bring a much greater feeling of ecstasy than looking at the slug on the couch who is busy watching ten straight hours of wrestling on TV.
And I can easily see liking a corporation or business. God knows I like the Wilbur Chocolate Company for everything they have done for me over my lifetime other than expand my waistline. But I just don’t understand why I would try to find them on facebook to click “like.”
What brought this problem to a head this morning was a new flashing sign at a business located a few miles from my home. The sign announced they were new on facebook and suggested that I go to their site and press the “like” button.
For the life of me, I do not understand why. The business was a small vacuum cleaner repair shop















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I'm mostly just kidding, but for others who may read this, I'll offer a comment.
Many have never contracted for advertising in any sort of popular print media outlet; from personal experience, I can say that the outrageous price charged for even the smallest & hard to get noticed ad can be prohibitive for even a thriving small business with reliable revenue to consider directing at some advertising. Then there are expenses for artwork. Most start-up entrepreneurs are not savvy enough to even consider video as a medium they can personally design & control. Knowing this, and feeling comfortable with creating the text they think will sell their services/products & create a presence among their competitors, without hiring someone to create these things for them, they will automatically & immediately turn to the most popular forum they all know about, where the publishing is free, free, FREE!
For a while I had to wear khaki pants for work. A lot of them have a big logo label on them in imitation of D*s. I got myself a seam ripper and expanded my range of choice quite a bit.
(hope my humor doesn't offend)
Many small businesses use their "liked" list as permission to send advertising/spam. Some ask to be "liked" because they see other businesses doing it and think they reap some benefit, even if they have no idea what it is.
And if businesses have "personhood" - aren't stock brokers making a living by buying ans selling bits of people? That just seems wrong. Shouldn't companies divesting subsidiaries be required to file divorce papers? If a company merges with more than one other company, is that bigamy?
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LOL. i'm so old, i don't even have a facebook.
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