They say people draft an early opinion of objects within the first few seconds of seeing it, so I figured 30 minutes on the PlayStation Vita would tell me a lot. Remember, this is not a review and that the findings noted below are highly subject to change when the vita comes out later this month.
I approached the Vita demo pod and found it under heavy surveillance by a Sony specialist. I figured Sony is a tremendous company and probably have trained their personnel for countless days just to sell the vita to whoever happens to pay a visit. The salesperson waved and at that exact moment I painted a picture of his past. He is probably a tech fanatic but judging by his young age, is only a temp. Short blonde hair that could do with more care, his legs emerged in sweat pants. I felt triggered to call him bud.
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