People who actually watch Kim Kardashian's soporific pseudo soap opera, Kourtney and Kim Take New York, have probably already noticed that Kim seemed somewhat "disgusted by the thought of her husband" Kris Humphries. Well, there was a reason for that. According to inside sources, the two were celibate for the entire 72 days of their mockery of a marriage. Yikes. What did they do on the wedding night?
"After Kim and Kris got married, Kim gave him the cold shoulder," tattles one of Humphries' pals. "She hardly even wanted to kiss him at the wedding. It makes absolutely no sense that they ever got married. Kris tried to be romantic with Kim, but she would always push him away or avoid him. She wouldn't be sexual with him or even affectionate."
According to his pal, Kris Humphries always felt like an "outsider" living with the Kardashian clan. He tried to fit in but it just didn't work. And now, he feels betrayed and bitter.
"Kris feels totally used," his friend continued. "He thought Kim loved him and he never would have just married her for publicity reasons. His family never would have approved of a fake marriage, but Kim's family on the other hand couldn't care less because they are all living in front of the cameras and every thing is for publicity."
For someone so critical of the Kardashians' love of T.V. cameras, Kris Humphries' friend certainly has no problems spilling his buddy's secrets to the media. Anyhow, the question is: does Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' lack of post-marital sex prove once and for all that their marriage was a fake? A whopping 87.42 percent of the people who participated in a Hollywood Life poll asking that question voted "Yes!" Only 12.58 percent said "No!"
No one was undecided.
What do you think?
© Hope Carson 2011
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.
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...For perhaps the first time ever, though, the latter idea has appeal; at least when it comes to 'certain women'.