Senate Bill : 01272012 - Genre Shorties Prompt...

I propose to change the name Monday. This is a very negative word and a drain on our economy. It causes dread in our great society. It gives our culture sad songs like Blue Monday, books like Black Monday comes, etc.

To change this horrible name, will create new and more jobs. To make new calendars, new schedules, new software programs. We will lead the world in this new way, blazes new trails.

And the new name for this day, will be after that magnificent leader, genius, who will be soon this country greatest president.

Newtday.

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Genre Shorties Prompt -- Week 94

January 23, 2012 02:14 PM EST

I gave you a week off... hope you enjoyed it. If you didn't, then there's just no pleasing you!

Seeking ideas for prompts, I got one from the Orb-guy: give me 100 words of your choosing, about any topic, in any style, so long as you mention Monday.

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Your story may be serious or lighthearted or as silly as you like so long as it is 100 or fewerwords.

Post your stories to Genre Shorties. Please read other folks' entries!

This is a moderated group and only articles posted for the prompts are accepted.

Comments: 7

Tracy Fabre Jan 27, 2012, 1:23pm UTC

Hahahaahaa... first I was going to tell you this was BRILLIANT and then I was terrified by the last line... and then I read the *real* last line .... and now I think it's brilliant again!