New photos of Miley Cyrus licking the icing off her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth's cake at his recent twenty-second birthday party have just hit the Internet. And the haters are no doubt already gearing up for some serious Miley-bashing. But why? What's wrong with a girl giving her guy a cake for his birthday? And what wrong with her getting her picture taken while she's eating it? Nothing really. But the fact that Liam's birthday cake is shaped like a giant penis will no doubt upset Miley's detractors. Just a tad.
Yes, Miley Cyrus gave her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth more than just an adorable puppy for his twenty-second birthday. She also gave him a cake, and although she probably didn't bake it herself, it's really unique. La Cyrus unveiled the phallically-shaped dessert at the party she threw for Liam at L.A.'s Club Icon. While Liam was conspicuously missing from the photos. La Cyrus laughingly allowed herself to be snapped "digging into" the mouth-watering confection.
As you can see in the series of photos here, Liam's cake sports a big 3-D penis in the center, and it's decorated with little penises which seem to be dancing all around it. The message "Happy Birthday Liam" appears on one side of the phallus. The raised image of the penis on the cake is actually bigger than Miley's head, or as TMZ put it, it would "probably make most men feel inadequate." In the first pic, Miley, undaunted, sticks out her tongue for a taste. The second pic is a close-up of same. In the third photo however, it looks like someone has taken a big bite out of the penis pastry. Whether it was Miley or some other party-goer remains a mystery. And perhaps that's best. But wait. The penultimate pic shows the former Disney princess about to chow down. What would Uncle Walt say? The last photo might make some men a trifle squeamish. Suffice it to say that Miley Cyrus is holding a large, sharp knife and... Well, you get the picture.
In the 2 remaining photos, Miley seems to have abandoned the cake in favor of a large carafe of what looks like iced tea. Hopefully, that's what it is. Although some snitches--er--party goers have reported that "19-year-old Miley was drinking alcohol and partying all night." So far, there's been no word from the party in the U.S.A singer or her reps.
Oh well, looks like Liam's birthday party was a blast. Sorry, haters.
Note: Is Miley Cyrus the perfect girlfriend or what?
© Hope Carson 2011
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker andA Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.
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