Kobe Bryant Wants HIS Money Back

So we've all heard the news about how Kobe Bryant was an idiot who refused to execute a prenuptial agreement before his blissful exchange of vows with that gold-digger, oh, I mean, video ho, I mean teenager, uh, I mean ... well, Vanessa Bryant.

Well, thanks to his stupidity, Vanessa will be livin' it up now even without him since she filed divorce at the most opportune time -- 10 years and five months after marriage, which qualifies as a longterm marriage in California and entitles her to indefinite spousal support.  She also made sure to file after the NBA lockout ended so that he'd sign his latest contract first before she filed the papers, entitling her to half the value of the $84m contract.  Yes, $84,000,000.  Two commas and six zeros.

Don't forget that he also owes Vanessa child support for both children, even though they share joint legal and physical custody, since he makes pretty good money while she's never had to work, other than on her face.

Anyway, although the couple filed their divorce judgment almost immediately after Vanessa filed her divorce petition, word has it that Kobe is still a hopeless romantic who wants to win Vanessa back.  My sources, also known as intuition and common sense, tell me that Kobe just really wants to win his money back.

Good luck with that.