Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.
Fiction is the truth inside the lie.
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.
It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.
Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.
People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.
The devil's voice is sweet to hear.
The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings - words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out.
The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and still on your feet.
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.