Wait. Topless women playing basketball? If Dennis Rodman has his way, it will be a real sport coming to a Headquarters Gentlemen's Club nearby in the not too distant future.
But how will this work, exactly?
Apparently, this new sport will not be played by topless womenÂ—until game time. Before that magical hour, the players will be wearing tank-tops with no bra (sports or otherwise) underneath.
To find the best talent pool, Rodman is recruiting women with certain attributes. No playa under 5'10'' and a C-cup need apply. And, oh yeah, prior basketball experience is desirable, but not necessary.
Can this possibly work? Rodman is so confident, he's already set up a match with the topless women players signed to rival Rick's Cabaret's team coached by former Atlanta Hawk Spudd Webb. That's confidence.
Still, in this down economy, there should be plenty of topless women applicants to fill up the bench. And plenty of guys who will plunk down the admission price (preferably in singles?) for a ticket.
Expect a big, fat hit...