by Cindy B.
Member since:
September 7, 2008

I about worked myself to death this Christmas and wanted to put hubby in the grave. =p

December 28, 2011 05:03 AM UTC
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I made cookies, he ate them, I made more cookies...I made brownies, I made homemade candy and two Christmas dinners. I love my husband, but he is the most lazy S.O.B. I have ever known. He doesn't help. he doesn't offer to help. He just sits on his jolly skinny ass and eats. Still, I love that old fool! =) It was a great Christmas and he did do wonderful with gifts. =) He bought me a wireless mouse, a moose beer sweatshirt, Brave heart the movie with Mel Gibson, A Charlton Heston movie and a flash drive =)

What ever happened to Victoria Secrets!?! <-- A Moose Beer Sweat Shirt!?! =/ He is so in for a bad year......... =D

Comments: 33

manda r Dec 28, 2011, 5:10am UTC
men they don't get it
Tim T. Dec 28, 2011, 9:43am UTC
..."some" may not get it

...many of us do
Dorothy H. Dec 28, 2011, 6:45am UTC
LOL! My Hubby got me a red ryder 600 shot bb gun. It will come in handy for the smaller critters.
Ann L. Dec 28, 2011, 7:04am UTC
How does he stay so skinny? If I ate all that, my rear would spread! :)
Ellen T P. Dec 28, 2011, 7:38am UTC
Don't have the husband or boyfriend, do miss it sometimes, after your story maybe not...
August Lady Dec 30, 2011, 10:27am UTC
Double ditto!
Ellen T P. Dec 30, 2011, 5:18pm UTC
Thanks August Lady...

Games Pets Play, How Not to be Manipulated by your Pet....
Stephannie H. Dec 28, 2011, 7:57am UTC
my husband still cannot buy for me for Christmas after 20 years of being together... he buys me stuff I already have or do not want or like.
Darin Waugh Dec 28, 2011, 8:14am UTC
Ouch!!!
Sensational Sadie Sexy Senior Sitizen Dec 28, 2011, 8:32am UTC
I listen to all the tales of hubbies Christmas gifts and remember the all the years of no Christmas gifts from mine even though I got him something. I now buy my own gift and it is something I really want or need.
Kim B. Dec 28, 2011, 8:45am UTC
why i live alone,lol
Diane Huizenga Dec 28, 2011, 8:57am UTC
LOL too funny, my hubby got me a mini laptop it's awesome
Rachel D. Dec 28, 2011, 9:15am UTC
I SOOOOOOOOOO can relate! My husband is just as lazy as yours. But DAMN can he eat my food! Not that he ever cleans up his dishes or picks up a piece of dirty clothing.....
I'd say our hubbies should get togehter, but I'm fairly certain they're too lazy to pick up the phone! LOL
Peter Joseph Swanson Dec 28, 2011, 9:32am UTC
Oh no.

Some people need chores GIVEN to them!
Tim T. Dec 28, 2011, 9:44am UTC
...passing thru from ATWS group (dec list)
RedBird. B. Dec 28, 2011, 9:53am UTC
Cindy, Your post sure made me Laugh, but I know it wasn't suppose to be funny.
The Gifts He got you are Nice, but your Right about the Sweatshirt! :)
Mooch -. Dec 28, 2011, 10:12am UTC
Sounds like you do love him.......you knew he'd eat what you make, and he obliged you......
Darlene B. Dec 28, 2011, 11:25am UTC
O, Cindy you've got to tell him what you want. Love him enough to let him know your true feelings about all things. Happy New Year!
Sandy Moore Dec 28, 2011, 11:27am UTC
Was he thinking that you might give him the sweatshirt?
Amber C. Dec 28, 2011, 1:15pm UTC
lol
Vj McMullan Dec 28, 2011, 1:44pm UTC
This is great, a mix of distain, appecreation, and entertaining to read.
Renee (Pres of Baby James Foundation) ~. Dec 28, 2011, 3:00pm UTC
Relates so well. How about we take all the husbands and box them up?
Joy Blessing Dec 28, 2011, 5:53pm UTC
Well, it was funny! Hope you got to eat some of your sweets too! Have a Happy New Year!
May Xue Dec 29, 2011, 12:27am UTC
At least those were good gifts in return.
August Lady Dec 30, 2011, 10:31am UTC
"A Moose Beer Sweat Shirt!?!"

This wouldn't have made me a happy camper either, but your story will keep me chucklin' all morning~Happy New Year, Cindy!
Steph-in-NE ..... Dec 30, 2011, 11:49pm UTC
that ok my hubby got me a joke gift,, one of them whistle key finder,, yet it only works to his whistle ,, I try it no luck,, OH well
Marsha C. Jan 1, 2012, 5:28pm UTC
LOL I wouldn't feel comfortable in any Victoria Secret stuff...getting too old and haven't felt sexy for a long time.
Fat Lester Jan 5, 2012, 12:00am UTC
Glad to hear you had a good Christmas. All I really remember from mine is that a bunch of customers became PO'd b/c of a mistake someone else made but I had to take the heat for...
Cindy B. Jan 5, 2012, 4:31pm UTC
I bet you are happy the season is over! =)
Tasha Harper Jan 6, 2012, 4:39pm UTC
MEN cant live with them cant live without them
Debbie T. Jan 18, 2012, 12:17am UTC
He did think of you and bought some nice presents. Maybe you can have him cook for you for Valentines?
Meagan T. Jan 26, 2012, 11:47am UTC
lol to funny =]

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