Member since:
January 16, 2007

I came; I saw; I snatched

December 16, 2011 06:32 PM UTC

views: 0 | 1 person recommends this | comments: 8

I came; I saw; I snatched. I was in the mall today hunting for an elf. There he was! The most beautiful elf I have ever seen, but when I got off the elevator, he was not to be seen. So I rode the elevator again. There he was!

He was on a chair about 16 feet off the floor. So I rode the elevator again! I snatched that elf from his shelf, and bought him. The woman riding behind me commented on my resolve, but when she saw the elf, she agreed he was worth the snatch!

Then, I went to pay. The cashier asked where I got him as she wanted one, but to her dismay, I repeated my story of heroism, and explained that I had captured the last one.