Lady Gaga recently revealed her two most sought after qualities in a man. One was purely physical/sexual. The other was intellectual. Of course, the question is: Was she telling the truth or were her replies simply fabricated for shock value? But then, that's always the question with the "Poker Face" One, is it not?
In a recent interview, Lady Gaga candidly admitted what most women politely deny: that size matters. When asked what sort of men she finds attractive, the Meat Wearer confessed she's turned on by well-endowed men--in plain language--men with large penises. But that's not her only "type." She went on to add that "a degree from Harvard could substitute for a giant private part in winning her over." Right. Leave it to La Germanotta. Just when she seems to be dropping the phony facade, she reveals her truly phony self.
For those guys hoping to get into Lady Gaga's flank steaks, or whatever she's wearing for panties these days, her other turn ons in men include:
"Talent and perseverance and pushing the boundaries of love and acceptance. I don't know. I can't really say. It ranges from a really big d**k to a degree at Harvard. Just about anything."
So, there you have it. Perhaps when she finally has enough money to retire from the entertainment business which, hopefully, will be any day now, Lady Gaga will enroll at Harvard and get that degree for herself. Then, she won't have to seek it vicariously through a man. (That's so 1950's, Stefani.) That will narrow her search list to "...about anything."
Â© Hope Carson 2011
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter