Where is the plug?
OMG, it moved!
I am not a demon! I am a cute, fuzzy ferret. My eyes are NOT red. You're imagining things. Now take off your shoe and let me eat your toe.
You don't eat ferrets, do you?
You're absolutely sure you don't eat ferrets? You're awfully big!
I am alien royalty from the planet Ferretaniea. Bow down before my regal-ness. See the disdainful look in my eyes? See the elegant way I hold out my paw? Kiss it! Bow down before me. Ah, you bore me.