100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free. [...]
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait. [...]
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control. [...]
24. Hate is not a Christian virtue. [...]
26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats. [...]
29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
31. The President is NOT a Muslim.
32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
33. Fox News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights. [...]
37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
38. Please use spell check.
39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundint”.
40. Social Security is solvent through 2038. [...]
42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court. [...]
45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight. [...]
47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.

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