Written for Tracy's prompt:
You are in a room with Kay M. and Tracy Fabre. You are bitter because of months and months of evil Shortie prompts. You lock them in and force them to write a 100,000 word story together. What is it about? Possible words: ecru, peas, 81, toast, koala.
"Well, Tracy, we've done it," I said, bursting with pride. "Our story is exactly 100,000 words long and it is the most twisted, demented and romantic story about Koalas ever written, if I do say so myself."
But Tracy was paying no attention. She was still typing. I peeked over her shoulder and felt a stab of pity for the GS members when I saw that she had typed this:
Revised Genre Shorties Prompt
Read Kay and I's 100,000 word story, Pass the Koala and Peas, Please, then write a 100 word review which includes the words: mud flaps, tartar sauce and hemorrhoid's.