Who stuck the boot in Ho-Chi-Min?
Giving him what for - stickin' it in!
I got a can out, blue and round
Contents no good, deafening sound
Now, I wanna know who kicked my friend
He's gonna cop it in the end.
Sales up the jumbo - knockin' 'em down
Really the mongers - croppin' it now
Same ol' peculiars selling my gaf
To all the angels at our café
Now, I wanna know who's puttin' it in
Gathering data - kickin' my bin
I wanna know who stickin' it in
Pullin' the flags down - burning my sticks
Daft ol' petunia's - flakin' it thin
So who put the boot in Ho-Chi-Min
Stitched up a tiger - wearin' it thin
To all the angels - makin' me sick
Makin' me nervous - takin' the piss
Drawn in the nonsense - pullin' my stick
Is this a record - you are wearin' me thin
I wanna know who stickin' it in!
I'll tell you something - it ain't right
Learned it at high-school - late at night
Fall is the graceful - he's not doin' it right
So, who put the boot in Ho-Chi-Min
He's making me nervous - wearin' me thin
Giving him what for - makin' a din
I wanna know who's kickin' it in
Who's making me nervous, wearin' me thin
I wanna know - 'cos it's not me
Dressing me perfect though I can't see.
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