As I was perusing facebook just checking on what my friends have been up to I found these status updates and thought I would share, helping you get your giggle on!! I hope you enjoy as much as I did!
The car in front of me had a bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8.” When I got home I opened my bible to the scripture and read it and started laughing. Psalm 109:8 –“Let his days be few and brief; And let others step forward to replace him.” At last –I can voice a Biblical prayer for our president! Let us bow our heads and pray.
WELCOME TO FACEBOOK the place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect, LIARS believe they are telling the truth your ENEMIES visit your profile the most, yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, people think your status is for them when its not! Thanks Bro
Please....put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire (they prefer their food cooked). 93% of people won't copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, while the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost this
There's a rumor going around that says boys are stronger then girls! Oh Please! Can you carry a 7lb baby in your stomach for 9mths? Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone @ the same time? Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain? Can you walk all day in 5" heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay? Remember guys, women are only helpless until their nail polish dries :) Put this on your wall if you are PROUD of being a WOMAN!!!
man lives on a farm, he writes to his son in prison - "I can't grow potatoes this year. I'm too old to be digging up the field." Soon he gets a letter back from his son. - "You can't dig in the field, that's where I buried the bodies!" The next morning, people came from the police. They dug up the entire field but found nothing. Soon, the farmer gets another letter from his son, - "Now Dad, you can grow potatoes. It was the best I could do from here." Copy and paste if you laughed!!!!
My friends are fairly fun and I love hanging out with them on facebook... Just wanted to share a bit of the sense of humor I am exposed to daily.