Since my Senators spent their recess entertaining easy questions from their base and ignoring everyone else, I've decided to host a Town Hall in their honor.
Please submit questions below and I will answer as I am certain they would.
How do senators representing one of the poorest states in the union explain their insistence on cutting social programs rather than raising taxes on the rich? Recall that lowering tax rate one the top 1-2% of the richest Americans was presented by the GOP as a temporary stimulus measure and does not, therefore, represent an actual tax increase.)
Thank you for contacting me with your question. As you already know, my only concern is with making sure that President Obama is a one-term President. Please, join me on Facebook and don't hesitate to write or call to ask more questions that I won't answer.
Mitch: Thank you for contacting me with your question, David. As you already know, my only concern is to see that Obama is a one-term President do I don't have time for your silly questions. Please, join me on Facebook and keep writing so I can ignore you.
Rand: I have guns and militias scattered throughout whatever state it is that I am supposed to be representing. Think you'll remember me now?
Mitch: Thank you for contacting me with your question. As you know, THE AMERICAN people want me to make sure Obama is a one-term President. Please, join me on Facebook and continue to write with questions that I can ignore.
Rand: eeerrrrrr, my friends oppose big government, that's why they elected a tiny man like me. But they have BIG guns. Lots of big guns.
Sen. McConnell; Being a deficit hawk & the Senate Minority Leader sir, are you in agreement with House Majority Leader, Rep. Eric Cantor, that before we authorize any additional FEMA expenses to assist the millions of citizens fleeing their homes along the east coast in anticipation of Hurricane Irene, we must first have an agreement by Congressional Leaders that any funds spent therefor will be offset by spending cuts elsewhere?
And as a follow-up question sir, if I may: If you agree with Rep. Cantor, where would you suggest that these millions of people go to until Congress has reached an agreement on this matter, assuming of course, that Congress will act in it's usual swift manner?
Thank you for contacting me to express your support for Republican leadership. THE AMERICAN people have overwhelmingly shown support for Rep. Cantor.
As you already know, my only goal is to make sure Obama is a one-term President. Please, join me on Facebook, where you can express your support in front of everyone, or be banned. I look forward to hearing from you again soon.
Senator Paul sir: In line with your libertarian stance that we need less Federal government spending & less Federal government intrusion into our lives, are you in agreement sir, with the statement that your father, Presidential candidate Rep. Ron Paul made today while campaigning in Gilford, NH? To quote his statement in the press:
GILFORD, N.H. -- After a lunch speech today, Ron Paul slammed the Federal Emergency Management Agency, or FEMA, and said that no national response to Hurricane Irene is necessary.
"We should be like 1900; we should be like 1940, 1950, 1960," Paul said. "I live on the Gulf Coast; we deal with hurricanes all the time. Galveston is in my district.
"There's no magic about FEMA. They're a great contribution to deficit financing and quite frankly they don't have a penny in the bank. We should be coordinated but coordinated voluntarily with the states," Paul told NBC News. "A state can decide. We don't need somebody in Washington." .
Of course I am in agreement with Daddy; that's why he put me here. God gave people bootstraps and assault rifles for a reason. God, Aqua Buddha, and the people with bootstraps are on my side. FEMA did not certify me so I have created my own board consisting of people with assault rifles.
One of you strongly supports the Patriot Act while the other strongly opposes it. Have you discussed this with each other? Which of you represents true conservative values in this matter?
Thank you for writing to express your support of the Patriot Act. THE American people overwhelmingly support this act. As you already know, my only goal is to make sure Obama is a one-term president but I still encourage you to waste your time writing to me about your other concerns.
The Patriot Act is part of big government, therefore, I oppose it. I hate government. I am government. I hate mysel. . . never mind. I have friends with big guns who are ready to overthrow the government.
Senator McConnell, since President Obama is one of those American people who overwhelmingly support the Patriot Act, why do you consider it so important to make him a one-term president?
Senator Paul, I'm wondering if there's another way to solve your dilemma... Since you maintain that pretty much everything (other than national defense) should be handled at the state level, why don't you become a state assemblyman instead of a US senator? That way you would not have to do things you believe are wrong.
As you probably know already, President Obama only supports the Patriot Act so he can spy on terrorists and militias. THE American People support the Patriot Act so they can report neighbors they don't like. I must stand with THE American People.
Racing toward senility on the fast track
Dear Aniko:
I'm not sure h state I reside in so this is best for me.
Thank you for writing to express your disgust with socialism. As you know, my only goal is to make sure Obama is a one-term President. THE American people do not want Obamacare so I will take your advice and do all I can to stop this socialist takeover of our government. Please join me on Facebook, and keep those letters coming.
Turtle
Dear Ms D:
I am a doctor, certified by my own board. Medicare is only good when I'm on the receiving end. Otherwise, I hate government. My dad and I are both government employees which is proof that your tax dollars are being wasted so you should hate government, too.
Dear Mitch, In the past week the state of Virginia experienced an earthquake that led to concerns about the nuclear power plants there and currently has a hurricane bearing down on the coast which is giving rise to tornadoes inland.
Is this God's way of telling us Eric Cantor is gay? If so, will you ask him to resign his postion?
Thank you for writing to express your support of nuclear power plants . THE Christian American People overwhelmingly want more nuclear power plants with less regulation (or, so I've been told by the people who advise me to say I'm a good Christian to impress the base). As you know, my only goal is to see Obama become a one-term President. Please, join me on Facebook and keep writing so I will have something to do with these form letters.
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Thank you for contacting me with your question. As you already know, my only concern is with making sure that President Obama is a one-term President. Please, join me on Facebook and don't hesitate to write or call to ask more questions that I won't answer.
The Randy response:
What state are you talking about?
Rand: I have guns and militias scattered throughout whatever state it is that I am supposed to be representing. Think you'll remember me now?
How do you feel about eliminating retirement benefits for congressmen?
Rand: eeerrrrrr, my friends oppose big government, that's why they elected a tiny man like me. But they have BIG guns. Lots of big guns.
And as a follow-up question sir, if I may: If you agree with Rep. Cantor, where would you suggest that these millions of people go to until Congress has reached an agreement on this matter, assuming of course, that Congress will act in it's usual swift manner?
Thank you for contacting me to express your support for Republican leadership. THE AMERICAN people have overwhelmingly shown support for Rep. Cantor.
As you already know, my only goal is to make sure Obama is a one-term President. Please, join me on Facebook, where you can express your support in front of everyone, or be banned. I look forward to hearing from you again soon.
GILFORD, N.H. -- After a lunch speech today, Ron Paul slammed the Federal Emergency Management Agency, or FEMA, and said that no national response to Hurricane Irene is necessary.
"We should be like 1900; we should be like 1940, 1950, 1960," Paul said. "I live on the Gulf Coast; we deal with hurricanes all the time. Galveston is in my district.
"There's no magic about FEMA. They're a great contribution to deficit financing and quite frankly they don't have a penny in the bank. We should be coordinated but coordinated voluntarily with the states," Paul told NBC News. "A state can decide. We don't need somebody in Washington."
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Of course I am in agreement with Daddy; that's why he put me here. God gave people bootstraps and assault rifles for a reason. God, Aqua Buddha, and the people with bootstraps are on my side. FEMA did not certify me so I have created my own board consisting of people with assault rifles.
Thank you for writing to express your support of the Patriot Act. THE American people overwhelmingly support this act. As you already know, my only goal is to make sure Obama is a one-term president but I still encourage you to waste your time writing to me about your other concerns.
Senator McConnell
The Patriot Act is part of big government, therefore, I oppose it. I hate government. I am government. I hate mysel. . . never mind. I have friends with big guns who are ready to overthrow the government.
Randy
Senator Paul, I'm wondering if there's another way to solve your dilemma... Since you maintain that pretty much everything (other than national defense) should be handled at the state level, why don't you become a state assemblyman instead of a US senator? That way you would not have to do things you believe are wrong.
As you probably know already, President Obama only supports the Patriot Act so he can spy on terrorists and militias. THE American People support the Patriot Act so they can report neighbors they don't like. I must stand with THE American People.
Racing toward senility on the fast track
Dear Aniko:
I'm not sure h state I reside in so this is best for me.
RP
Single-payer would be good for business—and for health.
Your thoughts?
Thank you for writing to express your disgust with socialism. As you know, my only goal is to make sure Obama is a one-term President. THE American people do not want Obamacare so I will take your advice and do all I can to stop this socialist takeover of our government. Please join me on Facebook, and keep those letters coming.
Turtle
Dear Ms D:
I am a doctor, certified by my own board. Medicare is only good when I'm on the receiving end. Otherwise, I hate government. My dad and I are both government employees which is proof that your tax dollars are being wasted so you should hate government, too.
Weasel
LOL, ain't that the truth!
In the past week the state of Virginia experienced an earthquake that led to concerns about the nuclear power plants there and currently has a hurricane bearing down on the coast which is giving rise to tornadoes inland.
Is this God's way of telling us Eric Cantor is gay? If so, will you ask him to resign his postion?
Thank you for writing to express your support of nuclear power plants . THE Christian American People overwhelmingly want more nuclear power plants with less regulation (or, so I've been told by the people who advise me to say I'm a good Christian to impress the base). As you know, my only goal is to see Obama become a one-term President. Please, join me on Facebook and keep writing so I will have something to do with these form letters.
Not Ditched Yet
I must join facebook immediately.
I will be brave and hope all my accounts now totaling a total of $115.83 will not be hacked.
How do I join the cause again?
Maybe I should join a True Blood fan site instead as they do not get hacked.