When I went to the cafe today, a little voice inside my head told me to go next door to Farrah's store, and buy some $0.50 flip-off tickets. They're like scratch-off's where you match three symbols, only you flip them up instead. I flipped the first one up and saw three bells. I handed it to Eddie (Farrah's husband, who was working there today), and he informed me that i won $100!! If my odds on the flip-off's are that good, then I'm going to quit buying the Ontario Lottery scratch games for $3-$5.
I called Walker and told him to meet me at the A.N.A.F. I bought us a round of drinks, and I'm going to put the rest in my savings account.
Sure gives a new meaning to being flipped off, eh? :)
Hooray for $0.50 Flip-off's!!!!













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Hey, if a nice Christian lady like you, who's husband is as involved in the church as yours is, jumps to that conclusion, imagine what the REST of the world must think!! tehehe LOL
If you laugh your butt off multiple times, do you have to re-attach the butt you've just laughed off, so you can laugh it off again, or do you grow a new butt every time, therefore laughing off multiple butts? Who cleans up the stray butts, after you've laughed them off? haha