I just figured out how to fix the money problems in this country. Don't pay the politicians. I'll do it for free. Why pay them to muck things up? If we had a voluntary systems of politicians, only good people would run the country.
As president here is my platform:
1. Flat tax 5% on purchases only
2. States get 3% and Feds get 2%
3. Doug York runs the country from his Chevy
4. Everybody stops at stop signs
5. We stop imports from China
6. We annex England and make it a colony
7. We annex Mexico as they live here anyway.
8. Canada can stay where they are.
9. Stop all wars and start over if needed!
10. Repeat # 1