Anthony Weiner was stupid. Anthony Weiner displayed the critical thinking skills of your average tree stump. Anthony Weiner embarrassed himself, his wife, and Congress â€“ at least to the extent you can embarrass a den of thieves and charlatans. Heck, Mom and Daddy Big Weiner probably shouldâ€™ve thought seriously about aname change to save their son a lifetime of tedious jokes too. But then, the millions of people who dingle their dangly bits in front of any convenient cell phone camera are stupid too.
Absent violating the law,what a person does in the privacy of their own photo booth is no concern of mine, or yours either. The famous and powerful may not put their pants on one leg at a time, but they still share some of the same foibles as the rest of the Great Unwashed. For example, extreme pride of your junk and wanting the world to see just how wonderful it truly is.
Americans expect their rich and famous to be clay-footed. We take delight â€“ or sometimes faux sanctimonious objection â€“ to their self-destructive behavior. Itâ€™s what keeps NASCAR growing â€“ a car crash is an awful thing, but itâ€™s damn sure interesting.
When a Dick is Really a Weiner
But mixed into those Americaâ€™s Funniest Home Video-style crotch shots we harbor a mixed standard for celebrity behavior. The only difference between how the Honorable Mr. Weiner behaved and how â€œactorâ€ Andy Dick behaves is occupation. When Dick shows his dick itâ€™s sort of funny in that, â€œLook, that lunatic goob is at it againâ€ way. When Weiner waves his Weiner, itâ€™s a travesty of the first order, demanding resignation, eternal ridicule, and the opportunity to return to private life where he can waggle his Weiner or patronize Heidi Fleiss and no one would be the wiser.
Thatâ€™s not to say I always give them a free pass. If the amateur photo enthusiast loudly preaches the opposite of what he doth practice, I assume heâ€™s fair game for charges of hypocrisy and an extra spoonful of castor oil for his trouble. But that doesnâ€™t mean Iâ€™m for firing them. Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, Newt Gingrich, Iâ€™m talkinâ€™ to you!
But if a little hanky panky is grounds for a Sharia-style stoning, we wouldnâ€™t be able to raise a quorum in Congress or scrape enough tattooed thugs together for a pickup game in any NBA arena or NFL stadium in the country.
An assessment of their critical thinking skills is in order too. Getting a BJ under the Oval Office desk while fantasizing an S&M session with Angela Merkel and simultaneously negotiating a nuclear treaty probably is critical thinking gone intolerably awry. Getting a BJ under the desk while on a coffee break and there are no wars breaking out or financial collapses du jour, not so much.
And that stupidity thing?
They Got Elected Didnâ€™t They?
Most of these pervs are nothing if not smart in their own way. They managed to get elected didnâ€™t they? They know the consequences and carry on anyway. I donâ€™t agree with the conventional analyst couch wisdom that they secretly want to be caught either. I think they do it because they spend all day with dozens of people telling them how wonderful and powerful they are and that anything is possible with only a Caesarâ€™s slight thumbs down toward the losing gladiator.
They do it because of hubris. Their already significant egos become more grotesque the longer they listen to their own puffery. A few years of that and most of us would develop the mistaken impression we could will Tweets invisible, erase video tape, or lie ourselves out of a pinch like some new X-Man.
Remember, people in glass houses shouldnâ€™t throw stones â€“ but breaking some glass will be the least of your worries.
Especially, if the stone bounces off some high and mightyâ€™s head and smacks you square between the eyes.
Cross posted at The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!