Is the Justin Bieber Selena Gomez romance just a publicity stunt as fake as "cafeteria cheese?" One belieber thinks so. And he's not happy about it. Yes, he. The doubting belieber is a guy named Kingsley who is not only a Jelena hater but also an aspiring comedian. He thinks the Jelena romance is fake. And, he's made a funny, expletive-laden, and somewhat creepy video, which you can watch by clicking here, where he expounds upon his theory.
Kingsley is obviously and vociferously upset about Jelena's very existence. The very idea of the 18-year-old Selena Gomez whom he likens to a "50-year-old" dating Justin Bieber "who is 17 but he looks like he's five" is like the "crypt keeper dating a fetus. You just don't do it." Yikes, this guy really hates Jelena.
It gets worse. He's even angrier about the Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Hawaiian PDA photos. In his rambling rant, he describes both Selena and Justin as "f****** bitches and w***** ...out there in the water having a dry-humping Olympics, a** grabbing and crotch-grabbing, and Selena's straddling him... It was just ridiculous. And I'm like: 'This is so f****** fake!' "
Kingsley goes on to explain that Jelena's PDA display is actually about Selena Gomez's soon-to-be-released new movie Monte Carlo which he claims "ripped off Lizzie McGuire." He even does hilarious impersonations of both the Never Say Never star and his publicity seeking Latin Girl, whom he describes as "sittin' up there like her a** is in a f****** advertisement for Crest Dental strips."
So, is Kingsley right? Is the Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez relationship "over-exposed and fake as f****** cafeteria cheese?" Or are Selena and the Biebs a young couple genuinely in love?
What do you think?
Note: Wonder what Kingsley thinks about the rumor that JB will propose to Selena next month? And what's that ugly furry thing on his head?
Hope Carson 2011
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.
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Comments: 3
This person uses the current hype about Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber for his own advertising.
His entire appearance in this video gives the impression ... he does not know how teenager behave in hetrosexuelle love.
So when Selena and Justin want a relatively normal teenage life, it means the photographers are ignored and the two teenagers do things, which the others may disapprove.
Each person can decide for himself whether he wants to see these images
and also their website has published these images, not Selena Gomez or Justin Bieber!
Which “advantages” has Selena Gomez from her friendship to Justin Bieber …
Anytime and everyone can she therefore publicly hate, harass, defame, bully, threaten their lives and criticize because YOU did not like her hair, weight, makeup, clothes, shoes, skin, age, height, appearance, head, eyes, nose, ears, lips, legs, butt, voice, eating, drinking, driving, kissing … friends, life … 1000 other reasons and published fake nude pictures, that her family and friends can see!