You have to hand it to Charlie Sheen. Just when the world thought he'd stopped duh, winning, out of nowhere the now-unemployed and possibly unemployable ex-sitcom star received a job offer that seems tailor-made for him. And the best part is that the new gig will pay him a cool $3 million.
Yes, now that his fantasies of returning to his old job on Two and a Half Men have been K.O.'ed by Chuck Lorre's hiring of Ashton Kutcher, and his My Violent Torpedos of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option Tour seems to have fizzled out into...well, defeat, Charlie Sheen doesn't have much cash flow anymore. In fact, the man who once earned $2 million a week, now has "no current sources of fresh income. How will he keep things going at the Sober Valley Lodge? How will he support his one remaining goddess? The answer consists of 2 words: Established Men.
Yes, EstablishedMen.com, the social network site for rich men desperately seeking women who are desperately seeking sugar daddies has offered Charlie Sheen $3 million to endorse the website for the next 3 years. Wait, it gets better. If Charlie accepts the position, he'll actually be the president of the company. He'll be in charge of "advertising, sales, and promotions," and he'll receive a 50% interest in the enterprise. Plus--and this is the best part of the deal--, Established Men could never fire Charlie for "moral turpitude."
On the downside, Charlie would be barred from working for anyone else which presumably includes any acting work that might come his way. Plus, he'd have to move to the company's home base in Toronto, Canada. Yikes.
So far, there's been no word as to whether Charlie has jumped at this incredible employment opportunity. But if he decides to accept it, he'd better learn to dress warm. Those winters in Toronto are sheer H***.
© Hope Carson
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