In light of the "things you can do with your vagina," articles on Gather lately, this story comes to you from Delaware. A 20-year-old woman was arrested for stuffing a whole lot of drugs up her vagina.
Police arrested 20-year-old Tiffany Giummo this week after being tipped off that the vehicle she was in was in a suspicious area known for drug sales and purchases. When police stopped the blue Dodge Durango after watching an apparent drug deal take place, they discovered two women. The passenger, Tiffany Giummo, told the police that she had heroin in her vagina and that she'd retrieve it for them.
Sheriff Walter L. Davis III had this to say after the woman was arrested:
Heroin is already an extremely dangerous drug, but transporting it inside the body has taken this danger to another level. Transporting heroin inside the body raises the risk of the drug entering the system in unknown quantities which could result in overdose or death.
What wasn't addressed by the sheriff, however, was just how Tiffany Giummo managed to stuff more than 50 grams of heroin in her vagina and how they managed to dig the stuff out of her. So what would you do if you had a magical vagina in which you could hoard anything you want? Would you hide money in it, drugs like Tiffany Giummo, or maybe a snack for later? Who knows what kind of innovative uses your feminine parts can hold!