So after months of goading from right wing Birthers, and over the past two weeks, fake presidential candidate Donald Trump, the President finally "came clean." Yup, he sent a lawyer out to Hawaii, and called a Press Conference today to admit, goldarnit, I'm an American, in tones of amused befuddlement that it is still a topic.
Really? After all those months of nonsense, we finally get to look at the fabled "long form" birth certificate, and to our amazement, we discover, wonder of wonders, it says the same **** thing that the short form says? And instead of saying, gee, sorry I said all that stupid stuff, Donald Trump says, well, I am proud of the role I played and I HOPE that the document checks out as legitimate, but I did need to mention that I have grave doubts about Obama's college record.......
At a certain point, I get tired of this ****. You sir, are supposedly worth a billion bucks, and yet are tossing around nonsense that would be unworthy of any elementary schooler. Yup, and you are baldly stating that a man who graduated cum laude from Harvard Law did not have the brains to get into college, and did not have the brains to write a best selling memoir.
Look, I really do not want to make accusations of racism, but here it is. At a certain point, all this stuff seems to boil down to "N*****s can't be trusted." Birthers apply goofy standards of proof for things that they would accept without question from white Republican dudes. It is what it is. Do you ever recall in your lifetime anybody asking for a birth certificate for any other candidate for the Presidency? Nope. Is it a coincidence that Obama's dad (who by the way really only gave him a name and 50% of his genes, nothing else) was from Kenya, black as the ace of spades? Gotta wonder at a certain point.
Donald, be on notice that I will never again watch a TV show in which you appear, buy any product which bears your name, or sleep in one of your hotels. Of course, this promise of mine means little, because I never did any of those things in the past either. In the past, I considered you an ill mannered buffoon born with a silver spoon up your ***. Now, I consider you a hateful baboon.
Have a nice day, and shut up. Your 15 minutes of fame is over.