Well, I was minding my own business, when a huge turkey flew into my yard. It decided to come through my screen door. Then some others followed and they all came into my living room.
"Where is Tom?" they all screeched at me between their gobbling. I got a little nervous... they were really really big turkeys and I didn't know what such a large turkey could do to me.
Then I looked at the mess they were making out of the carpet. "OH NO, You turkeys have to leave now!" I shrieked. "How am I going to get this carpet clean.. with all the muck, you walked in, all the feathers you shed, and all the other mess you have made!"
I picked up my cane and started waving it at them.
They looked startled at me. "WE JUST WANT TOM!" they all screeched back.
"Tom, Tom Tom, who the heck is Tom" I yelled back...
Then it hit me, they were looking for the turkey I had recently cooked. Ut Oh I was in trouble. How was I going to explain this to them... and they were really really big turkeys.
So I dropped to the floor and died.
(Now considering some of the tall tales some people tell on Gather to gain points... wasn't this more entertaining, and a hankie saver?)