This week I’m asking you to be a bit serious and a bit funny.
Many of the writers here on Gather have a separate Web site, but many do not. If you’ve planned one, here’s your chance to see if your proposed Web site will pull in some views.
Many hosting services include advertisements along with your message so that when viewers first bring up your site they see your message along with a couple of ads. Scattered somewhere around the page are going to be buttons for people to click to take them to whatever you want them to see.
However, the first thing the reader sees is what’s going to attract his/her attention. You have to write it in such a way that the reader wants to click on one of the buttons.
This sample is simplified merely so I can show you what I want you to do. There is a main message in the center and two advertisements (added by the hosting service) on either side.

This silly example took me nearly all day so I’m hoping you can do much better. Better? Yep, I want you to write your own main message, trying to keep my attention, as well as two fake/funny ads.
Don’t try to include the artwork, just put in the text. In this case I’d submit it as:
Main site:
Welcome to my Web site.
I have attempted to…
Ad 1:
Viagra Supplement
Not sure if your…
Ad 2:
Lose Weight Today
You’ve heard…
This Week’s Challenge:
Write the main part of your new Web site along with two advertising sidebars. The main portion should be as real as you can make it in order to draw people to your site and lure them into clicking on one of the buttons taking them to other messages. The sidebars should just be cute. You don’t have to put them in as a picture as I did, just label them: Main site, Ad 1, and Ad 2.
Ideas:
I have little imagination, no artistic talent, and even less advertising expertise. Therefore, I wouldn’t begin to advise you on this one.
Put in an intro of some kind and then three headings: Main site, Ad 1, and Ad2. Anything else is up to you.
I mentioned putting in the two ads strictly for comic relief. Pick a real product or make up something and write some cute advertising-type banter about them.
This is your Web site so sell yourself and your work!
Watch Out For:
If you use a real product for your ads, make sure you include any trademarks, service marks, or copyrights along with the owner of each.
Recap:
This past week was really cool. If you read the following (hint, hint) you’ll see that any number of things can inspire writers. It would also be a nice touch to click on the links to the original posts and read them as well. Oh, after you read their posts, please remember to click on the “recommend” button. Thank you.
Why I wrote This poem - SatWE- Gather Writing Essentials by Elsie Duggan
SatWE: Getting Over It Because I Should Live by Pammu Agaloos
Saturday Writing Essential: Inspiration, a Dangerous Thing by A. F. Stewart
Nudged into Inspiration - (Saturday Writing Essential) by Lynn P.
Norm Hinderliter chose to make his submission in a comment on the original challenge column and this is the first time I’ve tried to link to a comment, but here we go. Click on this to see his comment and submission.
Inspired by the Rhododendron Garden (posted for SatWE Challenge) by Alison H.
Inspiration (Saturday Writing Essential) by Len Maxwell
Inspiratioin (Saturday Writing Essential) By Ruthi C.
Inspiration - Saturday Writing Essential by Brenda Youngerman
The Rules:
- Put this challenge statement at the beginning or end of your submission so readers will know what you’re supposed to do.
Challenge: Write the main part of your new Web site along with two advertising sidebars. The main portion should be as real as you can make it in order to draw people to your site and lure them into clicking on one of the buttons taking them to other messages. The sidebars should just be cute. You don’t have to put them in as a picture as I did, just label them: Main site, Ad 1, and Ad 2.
- There is a limit of three submissions from each member per day. If you’re extremely prolific, spread out your work and post only three submissions per day.
- Post to Gather Writing Essential.
- Tag your submission with SatWE.
- Include (Saturday Writing Essential) as part of your title.
- I ask that you make your submission(s) by next Friday afternoon.
Good Writing!













Comments: 44
Plain English? Try a site that is a FREE "What you see is what you get" site. (also called wysiwyg. The intials for the phrase.) Tripod is cool. Of course, you do have to read the directions and play around with it, but, remember I couldn't learn html, but could create a couple of websites using that before I even knew all the prime and proper stuff that's supposed to be done to make websites. ;)
(Don't worry about prime and proper yet. Go with two adages, "Just because you can do it, doesn't mean you should do it." and "Don't do anythig you wouldn't want to find on another site." If you want to know how the two are related to creating a website, just remember black background with hot pink letters and stupid little hearts floating around where you think your arrow ought to be, is a terrible thing to do to anyone visiting your site. lol)
Oh, and, because I am fluent in both "plain English" and typos, feel free to PM me if you need more plain English spoke to you. I've created 2 sites and 2 blogs and don't know Jack about how to talk websitese. ;)
I think my problem might stem from understanding how to get websites noticed and how freebie website platforms target ads to profit from freebie sites. First, I love your ads better than what would really appear on sites, but that's also my problem. Those ads wouldn't show up on your site, based on your message. Ads pick relevant words from the content and pop up ads that seem to relate. I would think for that message you'd probably get an ad for poetry.com or maybe some secondhand "antique" store that sells "eclectic" stuff. Poetry and eclectic being your most relevant words on content. Sooo, I'm asking if you prefer us using what we already know about websites, go for humor, or go for something different?
Or, since you probably don't want to go technical on this one, are you suggesting we come up with extremely clickable ads (Ads that seem to get the most space and probably the most clicks out of all of the possibilities) and then try to out do the ads with content that will keep visitors on the site?
I've never done sites to profit from the ads, but I know how to. You've picked a topic that is near and dear to me, so I'm more stuck on which way to go with this prompt, then struggling for a way to go. With that, I'm trying to figure out what you're thinking to come up with something you'd recognize as a response to your prompt.
or to save the Planet - it's so boring!
If you want to see web design,
look what my genius mate Stefan
did for my Rotary Club:
I was also drawn to The Rotary Four Way Test. What a wonderful list of principles! I wish we would all apply them to what we write.
To be a Rotarian you need to have a Vocation - a Business or a Profession, you must be prepared to work for your fellow man (Motto is "Service above Self"), and you need to be invited to join by a Rotarian.
Greg
Rotarians are asked to apply the Four Way Test to everything we think, say or do. It is the ethical standard Rotarians are judged by.
Len
We do still sponsor Interact Clubs in High Schools and Rotaract Clubs for School leavers (18 - 30 year olds). We now have an Interact Club at James Ruse Agricultural College.
Thanks for submitting to
The Surreal Circus.
http://barbarychaapel.eveusa.com
He did it long distance - everything passed back and forth via computer - which was not easy,but we finally got on the same page... I just let him design as he pleased with my material.
here is the link if you want to look at it, and there is a guest book, if you go to it please sign it, love, Elsie
http://www.freewebs.com/elsieduggan/elsieduggan.htm
You're making me remember more and more things from my childhood. Thank you.
Can't wait to share mine! (Fictional one at that!)
Real or fiction, I'm looking forward to it.
I think that is where the three blind mice come in!
Brenda, this is a writing challenge. That means do whatever you want.