"Jersey Shore's" Snooki has enlisted the help of late night talk show host David Letterman in hopes of persuading viewers to buy her recently released book, "A Shore Thing." In true Letterman fashion, a Top 10 list was created informing potential readers of exactly why they should both buy and read it.
According to Popeater, "A Shore Thing" is said to chronicle Nicole Snooki Polizzi's ongoing search for the love of her life. Of course in "Jersey Shore" language, that could translate into a half-hour long romp in the hay! Resorting to a David Letterman Top 10 List to sell the book translates into "Why would anyone read something written by Snooki?"
Nonetheless, the Letterman stint was hilarious, and poor Snooki is likely far too gullible and dare we say "intellectually impaired" to figure out that the joke is really on her. Here is just a sampling of the very best of that Top 10 list.
#10 on the list reads, "200 pages of hangover cures." Hmmm....if you think you need 200 pages, you probably don't read anyway, or you forgot how sometime back in 1997.
#7 tells us, "It's so good, Pauly D. wants to learn to read." Is such a fete even possible?
#6 is undoubtedly the only chance poor Snooki has of selling any books. "Show me your reciept and I'll grind with you at any nightclub of your choice."
And #3 is probably the very best of all of them, stating, "Comes with a blank page where you can stick your gum."
Check out the entire Top 10 list to see if any of the reasons to buy Snooki's book could even remotely persuade you to crack the cover.
And be sure to check the New York Times list of best sellers on a daily basis, because now that Letterman's Top 10 list is touting "A Shore Thing," it's a sure thing it will rise to the very top.
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