Jennifer Â“JWowwÂ” Farley of Â“Jersey ShoreÂ” fame is coming out with her own relationship book, The Rules According to JWoww, just in time for ValentineÂ’s Day. The advice book is due out from HarperCollins on February 8. If you canÂ’t wait until February, Farley has offered up a little snippet from the book to tide you over. She posted this Â“ruleÂ” via Facebook on Monday:
Â“Rule 32: Reheated pasta never tastes the same
I donÂ’t care how great that plate of penne Ã la vodka was last Sunday night. When you serve it as leftovers on Tuesday, it just ainÂ’t as good. The same goes for relationships: if you rekindle your ex-files, do not expect things to be the way they were when you first were together.Â”
The description of JWowwÂ’s book on the HarperCollins website says, Â“[She gives] advice on what she wears to get a guyÂ’s attention at the clubÂ…[and] how she maintains her sick body.Â” If the book contains many references to food akin to Â“Rule 32,Â” you may end up having to drag your Â“sick bodyÂ” to a Weight Watchers meeting when youÂ’re through reading it.
It seems fair to say that the advice given in The Rules According to JWoww should be taken with a grain of salt. Unless, of course, your doctor has advised you to watch your sodium levels. In that case, you may want to skip it, just to be safe.
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