Oh, Dina Lohan, we know you love your daughter Lindsay, but maybe you should calm down a little and take a look at the situation. Instead of accusing Dawn Holland of being full of something unseemly, cast an eye on your darling daughter.
Earlier this month, Lindsay Lohan and her roommates were caught sneaking back into their room at the Betty Ford Clinic past their curfew time. Staffer Dawn Holland said she smelled of alcohol and asked Lindsay to take a breathalyzer test. Lindsay refused, and thatÂ’s when everything hit the fan. Surprise!
Dawn said that Lindsay hit her and injured an arm, and Lindsay claims that she is the victim and that the staffer hit her first. The staffer was fired for talking about it and is pressing charges against Lindsay. Momma Dina is now accusing Dawn Holland of being full of... well, for a better choice of words... bull excrement.
Today, TMZ reports that Dina Lohan is angry, because the Betty Ford staffer said that momma Dina told Lindsay over the phone to refuse the breathalyzer. Dina said that all she was doing was trying to calm her darling daughter down. After all, Lindsay claims that Holland berated and grabbed her. IsnÂ’t that what moms are there for, to calm us down and tell us that weÂ’re right even when we arenÂ’t?
Dina Lohan adds, "I stand behind my daughter 100%... the whole thing with the woman is a little sketchy." Yeah, things with Dawn Holland are sketchy unlike everything that Lindsay has done recently.
But donÂ’t worry, folks, Dina still has nothing but praise for Betty Ford saying, "With all the fabulous employees they have, it's unfortunate that someone with this kind of background gets through. I stand behind Betty Ford. It is such a fabulous facility.Â They have been nothing but great. They really helped my daughter and changed my life, too."
Just what the Betty Ford Clinic needs: praise from a woman who has and is still having problems with a daughter whoÂ’s been arrested a few times, ended up in jail and might end up there again. Lindsay is not a child anymore, and better learn fast that she is no better than the rest of us.
As for Dina Lohan, well, maybe she has to learn the same thing about Lindsay and stop protecting her all the time. A little mother-daughter talk couldnÂ’t hurt.