Anyway, you're pulling up to this hot LA nightclub, wearing a micro miniskirt that barely hides your buttcheeks, when it happens: the flash of cameras as you open the door and prepare to get out of SUV, Maybach, or whatever. They saw it. I saw it. Pedobear saw it. And the paparazzi definitely saw it, in 12 megapixels with telephoto zoom lens. And thanks to the power of the Internet, the whole world will now see your pussy.
Are you pressured? Don’t worry, we’ll teach you how to flash your pussy with style.
The first thing is confidence. D don't be a dork, make a big deal about it, or start giggling hysterically. Just just gracefully finish swinging your legs out, and walk to the club as if nothing happened. Remember: you meant to do it. If someone asks you about it, just casually flip your hair and say you’re allergic to underwear, or its still in the laundry.
Second, it's all in the delivery. If you appear too eager to show your crotch, you might be compared to Tara Reid. You need to have your own style. Try to forget that you're a famous celebrity surrounded by paparazzi with camera flashes brighter than the engagement ring settings of a Saks one-off. If you can't do this on your own, try taking 2-3 Vicodins with a shot of vodka and act completely natural. Once you're nice and oblivious you should be more than ready to - 'Oops!' - flash your goods to the crowd of waiting observers without breaking a sweat. Not obvious at all!
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