A few days ago, I learned of Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter's divorce. Â If you don't know (and you should), MCH plays Dexter Morgan on Showtime's Dexter, the show where he plays a Blood Splatter Expert by day and a serial killer by night. Â Jennifer Carpenter plays his sister, Debra Morgan, and detective on the show. Â In real life, though, they were married on December 31, 2008.
Apparently, they separated August 9, 2010 and haven't looked back since. Â Jennifer actually filed for divorce yesterday, December 16. Â She cited irreconcilable differences. Â Rumors say it's because of Julia Stiles, who played Dexter's love interest on the show. Â Even though she's denounced that rumor by saying "I'm not the cause of the divorce", people just can't seem to let that rumor go. Â Apparently it's because she didn't come out and say, "I did not have sexual relations with that man--Mr. Hall" or "It depends on what the definition of IS ... is". Â (And even then, people will still believe whatever they want.)
That rumor is all over the internet. Â I couldn't make it go away. Â And then it hit me. Â Everyone is so focused on MCH that they're forgetting the whole other equation in this marriage. Â It's always the men cheating! Â But not in this case. Â In this case, it's Jennifer Carpenter that's doing the wandering. Â Remember her love interest on the show, Det. Quinn (played by Desmond Harrington)? Â That's who she's been cheating with! Â It has to be. Â For the simple fact that he was her love interest on the show. Â (Isn't that what people cited as the reason for it having to be Julia Stiles that MCH had a fling with?)
And don't try to ignore the facts here (I've included links people!). Â Because you read it here first, on the internet, it MUST be true.