Genre Shorties Week 38
You have to appear on Judge Judy, having been accused by your neighbor George Clooney of damaging his mailbox with your mode of transportation. You must defend yourself from this outrageous charge (even if you're guilty).
Your story may be serious or lighthearted or as silly as you like just so long as it is 100 words or less. USE AT LEAST TWO OF THE FOLLOWING:
blancmange (Google it, baby!)
ALL GOOD WILL BE ATTACKED
© 2010 by David Wainland
Your Honor Judge Judy, this ego blimp, George Clooney, has chosen to sue me for damage to his mailbox. This is a vile attack upon my honor. He is libeling me. I merely brought him a freshly baked blancmange. I had heard he was ill. It was balanced on my lap while weaving my unicycle through a mass of garden snakes. Unfortunately I was distracted and totally terrified when for no reason he set Cujo, his three-legged Chihuahua, on me. The blancmange slipped to the ground and my bike skidded through and into the mailbox.
I plead not guilty!