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Breaking Headline News! George W Bush Pulls Head Out Of Sand To Write Book

October 18, 2010 10:05 PM UTC (Updated: October 18, 2010 10:48 PM UTC)
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This just in from the Fireplace Lounge at Gather.com (fireplacelounge.gather.com)!

George W. Bush pulled his head out of the sand long enough to write his new book, it is being released next month. Speculators are wondering what he will do next. They are asking, "Will he go back and bury his head back in the sand, or will he get back to normal and return to his former favorite passtime - milking the bulls on his ranch. The speculators believe Laura will be glad to see him out on the lawn milking the bulls, so she'll know where he is and won't have to worry about him walking in on her and the angus cattle tender employed on the ranch.

The former president's former staff members are concerned about him returning to bury his head in the sand after a report from the National Geological Society has reportedly conferred that there are no tunnels or peepholes extending through the center earth from Texas to Aphganistan that might aid the former president in his desparate search for Osama Bin Laden.

Stayed tuned for further updates on the situation.

Comments: 24

Ken S. Oct 18, 2010, 11:02pm UTC
Maybe Bush thought he should serve his country and actually experience some stuff before writing a book. That would be sharply contrasted with his successor who felt the need to write two books before he had accomplished anything.
Yeah Bush, just like his suckcessor thought he should serve his country all painted up to look so damned glamoruosly wonderful didn't he? I think I feel my heart warming for him now. Should I beg do be further deprived by the ---hole so he'll look better for his cuntry?
I've served "my country" better in one years time than either one of them have done their whole damned life. Just in honesty alone.
Mary McKinney Oct 18, 2010, 11:23pm UTC
What has he been doing? Surprisingly quiet he has been!!
I don't know Mary. But one thing for sure, Bin Laden still doesn't have his head mounted on W's mantle. And that was sure one short hunting trip.
Dan S Oct 18, 2010, 11:41pm UTC
Well, GWB doesn't have his head in the sand but whoever wrote the foolish article needs to get his out of his arse.
"Well, GWB doesn't have his head in the sand but whoever wrote the foolish article needs to get his out of his arse. "

Well, GWB has his head in the sand and whoever wrote the foolish comment needs to get his out of his arse.
Don (don't blame me for Obama) H. Oct 19, 2010, 12:11am UTC
Living well is the best revenge. Pretty sure George has got you beat on that one ;)
Well, him and you may like to think so. The Egyptians thought they were living well too, just before the Israelis killed them all. And the Sodomites. And the Ghamourahtites.
"don't blame me for Obama"

Well did you support a political party. Then there you go. It was obmious to me John McCain wasn't even trying to "win," long before the election. In fact, it was written all over his face when he anounced he was running. And with a sh-- eating grin.
Robert H. Oct 19, 2010, 2:11pm UTC
For this lifetime - but I sure wouldn't want to be George on Judgment Day.
I wouldn't want to be W on any day. Or GW either.
Good night....ol' daught of Babylon. I'm signing off from the Babylonian gathering place now and going to bed. Maybe tomorrow when I wake up the daughter of Babylon will be all tribulated.
Susan G. Oct 19, 2010, 9:25am UTC
I hope he hired a ghostwriter or great editor.
No, I could use an editor. Especially with this slow computing process coming from my computer. I rarely do read post on here that don't need some editing though. Oh say, Susan. I bet you aren't employed now. Could you use a job? I'm sure they could use more American guards for the poppy fields over there in the war zone. It's not as cushy of a job as editing, but I'm sure they don't mind if you sample the product while on duty. And they undoubtedly won't mind if you would like to run a sideline business sending some home to friends and family. You know, it helps to "boost the economy." Especialy for those who are vengeful. And you won't have o worry your self about what "God" said about vengeance being his. I don't think anyone else over there is concerned about that. Just look at what Don(don't blame me for Obama)H had to say. Considering that, apparently George W is "God" "himself." Have you got your worshipping shoes on? You might want to exchange them for some boots.
Maybe even some waders.
Susan G. Oct 19, 2010, 12:46pm UTC
Nope, I'm not employed. Got cancer and found the treatment and work didn't work well for me and so I resigned. Have a nice day Card.
Susan, I wish you well. Cancer is not good. Finding the cause could prove to be better than the treatment found. I don't know if you understand that or not. But anyway, same to you. Have a nice day. Oh wait, it's night time and almost my bedtime. So have a nice tomorrow.
Susan G. Oct 20, 2010, 8:32am UTC
I'm all over the cancer now. I quit work right before our economy went under. I could go back now but there are so many people in desperate need of work that I would feel I was taking food out of someone's mouth.
You know, they say "he who laughs last, laughs best."
I just keep laughing.
Rita B. Oct 19, 2010, 1:37pm UTC
Not a dime from me.
Nikki S. Oct 19, 2010, 3:11pm UTC
Enjoyed the post! Thanks for sharing :)
For those who aren't familiar, it was, as I recall, the first Christmas of George's first term Laura told a joke that I'm quite sure her speach writer wrote for her that she didn't catch onto. Or maybe she did. She actually seemed to. But she was referring to the lack of affection between them and the joke was about him not knowing the difference between a bull and a cow. And she mentioned in the joke of him out on the lawn, "milking a bull." I can't help but to poke fun at that.
Marilyn M. Jul 30, 2011, 7:28pm UTC
Oprah read the book and did a fantastic interview with him (and I don't like Oprah). She apologized for thoughts she had about him, especially after Katrina.

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