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George W. Bush pulled his head out of the sand long enough to write his new book, it is being released next month. Speculators are wondering what he will do next. They are asking, "Will he go back and bury his head back in the sand, or will he get back to normal and return to his former favorite passtime - milking the bulls on his ranch. The speculators believe Laura will be glad to see him out on the lawn milking the bulls, so she'll know where he is and won't have to worry about him walking in on her and the angus cattle tender employed on the ranch.
The former president's former staff members are concerned about him returning to bury his head in the sand after a report from the National Geological Society has reportedly conferred that there are no tunnels or peepholes extending through the center earth from Texas to Aphganistan that might aid the former president in his desparate search for Osama Bin Laden.
Stayed tuned for further updates on the situation.